AS WE GO TO PRESS EDWARD KENNEDY CLINGS TO LIFE AND AN $8M ADVANCE FOR HIS SOON TO BE RELEASED MEMOIRS. IN A RELATED STORY DEMOCRATIC POLS FROM SAN FRANCISCO TO BOSTON HAVE SPENT THE WEEKEND MAKING SPACE IN THIER BASEMENTS FOR THE ARRIVAL OF THE LONG AWAITED TOME.

The fact that memoir from Edward the Lesser attracts such an advance, and that the media and the population are not allowed to point out the obvious appearance of a political payoff for his years of work on the part of Satan and his minions is just one of the examples in this weeks show of how political correctness has mushroomed into a full blown mental illness for the nation. And even before federal legalization of marijuana would give him some sort of excuse, Joe Biden crystallizes this sad truth in his remarks to the assembled geezers of the AARP (Ancient Americans Robbing People). Will Biden and Kennedy be our final epitaph? Or is there hope for the future?

AN EX MARINE IN MONTANA FIGHTS OFF A MOUNTAIN LION WITH A CHAINSAW! “JANE ROE” (NORMA MCCORVEY) IS ARRESTED DURING A HUMANIST WORSHIP SERVICE IN D.C. (DUBBED A “SENATORIAL HEARING” BY THE TERMINALLY SEDATED JOURNALISTIC CLASS). ALAS, GLIMMERS OF HOPE ON THE HORIZON!

Sounds promising, but then the report of an Episcopal epiphany on sodomy from the pulpit brings us back to earth, as does the realization the McCorvey’s arrest took place during a statement by senator Al Franken…and our hopes are dashed. Hear the chilling report of Britains impending suicide, the continuing lack of domestic tranquility both here and abroad, and how Voo0-doo, homosexuality and devout Catholicism converged to take a life and the obvious becomes undeliable. Our religious, political and cultural leadership has edged thier toes over the cliff, and they expect we’ll follow. Well, shall we?

AND FINALLY, AS THE BODY COUNT OF THE RICH AND FAMOUS CONTINUES TO CLIMB, (NOTE ONE WALTER CRONKITE MAKING THIS WEEKS CONTRIBUTION) LISTENERS OF THE WORLDVIEW RECEIVE THE CLARION CALL TO ADMIT THE OBVIOUS ABOUTH THOSE WE’VE BEEN TOLD ARE TRUSTWORTHY.

Turns out Walt was just another cog in the humanist wheel, who in his prideful ascention to the position of “most trusted man in America” dragged the moral state of the nation through the mud within which he shall soon reside. And that’s the way it was, July 20th 2009….

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