WHILE SWINE FLU PANDEMIC FEARS ABATE, HAITI GETS NO REPRIEVE, FROM MEXICO OR LA REPUBLICA DOMINICA, (ALTHOUGH THOSE DOMINICANS MIGHT TEACH ALL OF US A THING OR TWO…)

Perhaps this is only anecdotal. But why is Haiti on the verge of becoming what a palientologist would observe as a pre-historic cave dwelling civilization, while the Dominican Republic, (which occupies the same chunk of dirt in the Caribbean Sea) is on the verge of leading all mankind out of the darkness? I’m thinking it has something to do with politics and religion, (which one is allowed to discuss openly in the Dominican, but only when accompanied by chicken blood, tattoos and incense in Haiti).

AND THE POPE’S MOST RECENT (OF SEVERAL) HEARTFELT APOLOGIES TO THE EVER SENSITIVE MUSLIM STREET HAS FAILED TO ENDEAR HIM TO THOSE WHO WOULD HAVE HIS HEAD…

While the Pope failed to sufficiently grovel before the mufti, America continues to grovel before the altar of homosexual liberation, to the point that we’ve pretty much lost New England. I understand that western post-christendom had lost England some time ago, but the pestilence has now blighted a sizable landscape upon our own shores. New England is lost… or at least on it’s way to hell with jet rockets.

MEANWHILE THE GOVERNATOR HAS OPENED THE DEBATE ON LEGALIZING BEING A POT-HEAD. NO SURPRISE, SINCE DRUNKENNESS IS ALREADY LEGAL ACROSS THE LAND, AND BEING A DOPED UP MORON SEEMS TO QUALIFY ONE FOR HIGH OFFICE…

And while the California re-publican meltdown careens downward toward the abyss, the secular conservative establishment offers us Colin “cancer” Powell, Jeb “the lesser” Bush, John “Son of Cain” McCain and Mitt, “6-6-6” Romney, and their collective illegitimate daughter Bristol Palin. Perhaps a pregnant pause is appropriate here…

WHILE GOVERNMENT AT ALL LEVELS FAILS IN THEIR CONSTITUTIONAL OBLIGATION TO SECURE DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY, HOMELESS SHELTERS CONTINUE TO OFFER PHONY LOVE AND RUINATION

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