Conservative Talk: An Extreme Loss Of Nerve MP3

JOEL OSTEEN: PROPHET OF DOOM

In an interview with Larry “Terminal Gravity” King, Joel and Victoria Osteen prove that if evangelicalism isn’t dead, someone needs to pull the plug. And in politics, it’s left to Newt Gingrich to point out the subtle differences between the two “viable” parties. And speaking of parties, could someone pull our elected pols away from their dinner parties and let them know that there are forces arrayed against the survival of our nation and our way of life, (and I’m not just talking about the O.J. Simpson jury).

BASTARDS ARE ON THE RISE

No, I don’t mean gay marriage proponents, I’m talking “about out-of-wedlock births” (the politically correct iteration of the more traditional, and more succinct term). Who’d have thought that the farmers of Vermont would be cruising the state house, but that day has come. I’ll be checking the place of manufacture of my Maple Syrup from now on, (if I don’t give it up altogether).

DEMOCRAT GROVELING BEFORE CASTRO AND MUHAMMAD HAS GOTTEN OUT OF HAND…AND IS DRIVING US OUT OF OUR MINDS!

Meanwhile, back at the gulag, the Russians and the Red Chinese continue to participate in the free market systems of espionage and gun running, (or in this case nuke running). While the State Department pontificates from a Xanax laden position, our former cold war enemies have proven they are now just garden variety enemies. And despite all the sloppy kisses and promises the Pakistanis have rebuffed Barry Ho’s romantic advances. He must be heart-broken…

AND FINALLY, YOU READ IT HERE FIRST, MICHELLE OBAMA IS DESTINED TO GO DOWN AS THE 21ST CENTURY’S FIRST EXECUTIVE FASHION DISASTER

Well, Marxists were never much for fashion…The apostates are on parade, and the Apostles are forced into the closet. We should have seen it coming. Enjoy the show!

Conservative Talk: An Extreme Loss Of Nerve MP3