This week America’s most attractive audio engineer survives the news of the day to provide brief glimpses into happiness, (and her hosts reveals how you can be truly happy as well)!

We’ll take you to Detroit, (figuratively… relax, we won’t really take you to Detroit) where the water company is shattering the new socialist “reality” by insisting people pay their bill, or lose their water service!

From there we go to the scientific equivalent of Never Never Land as evolutionary scientists try to convince us that iron chelators from the blood of dinosaurs somehow preserved their soft tissue for 65 million years, and on to Planned Parenthood’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy when it comes to reporting pedophile, child molesters, and finally Texas! Where it took the Proctocracy there over thirty years to execute a mass murderer!

We then visit the airport, where 95% of mad bombers would beat the hapless TSA gropers, Guantanimo Bay where the Barry HO administration is Hell bent on shutting it down and releasing all the terrorists back into the wild, and then on the the UN, where HAMAS has finally achieved observer NGO status!

RE-publican’s in Oregon want to sell your daughter “the pill” over the counter, (just like that vile, despicable pervert Cory Gardner in Washington DC).

People who want to cut off appendages are considered mentally ill in some cases, (and not in others).

A male version of Hooters has opened in Dallas with a kids menu, Greg Gutfeld is set to lower the moral I.Q. of America via his new show on Fox, the queers are in cahoots with the government against the normal people, and one of Denny Hastert’s victims has been identified, (but unfortunately only after he died of AIDS), leading the host to call for the Death Penalty in Denny’s case.

Hapless private school parents didn’t realize that their kids school, (named for the pagan deity Gaia, and located within a Unitarian church) was being run by a bunch of sex crazed perverts.

Bruce Jenner beat our Lauren Hill in the race for this years ESPN Arthur Ashe Courage Award, and your host is convinced his alleged self mutilation is more fueled by a desperate need for a reality TV show than any history of mental illness, (but yes, there’s that too…)

While many standards are devolving rapidly, (like what a triple crown winner can utter and still have a successful endorsement career), some standards have not yet changed, and they are keeping the girls out of Army Ranger School!

Yes, it’s all a bit insensitive, and you may be offended. But take a chance on the podcast below if you want conservative talk that also reveals the secret to true happiness!