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Everything’s Going to be… OK?

Join America’s most attractive audio engineer & her conservative talk host to hear if indeed everything’s going to be OK, or if we should be concerned…

Tune in and learn why suicide is on the rise amongst our female military vets, how tp pray to Allah with public school teachers, why the Federal Justice System insists on covering up the crimes of Denny Hastert, and why your host and his extremely attractive audio engineer are joining Franklin Graham in closing their accounts with Wells Fargo!

Then there’s our call for the end of the prison system in America, the call for voluntary human extinction, tattoos mistaken for cancer, and a tranny born a man who beats up girls for a living!

Listen in to find out just why Miley Cyrus is on her way straight to Hell with jet rockets, why a DA in Albany Georgia will be joining her, (along with a pro-adultery judge in Japan) and how they’ll all be frying together with the management team at Ashley Madison!

We discover that it was actually a sales rep, and not our crack federal work force that discovered the massive breach of millions of federal employees data, how Barry HO and his girl Junta continue to release terrorists from Gitmo, and that Barry has dispatched one of his minions to further deceive Israel and the world regarding Iran’s derive toward nuclear weapons.

Would you believe it takes 175 quadrillion Zimbabwean dollars to ride a public bus there? And did you know that America is now the worlds largest producer of oil and gas? Or that the Mayo Clinic is studying how to be happy?

It’s all here at the podcast below, including how cars of the future may be able to help the government do one of the few things it should be doing… fixing potholes!

 

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Happiness Is…

This week America’s most attractive audio engineer survives the news of the day to provide brief glimpses into happiness, (and her hosts reveals how you can be truly happy as well)!

We’ll take you to Detroit, (figuratively… relax, we won’t really take you to Detroit) where the water company is shattering the new socialist “reality” by insisting people pay their bill, or lose their water service!

From there we go to the scientific equivalent of Never Never Land as evolutionary scientists try to convince us that iron chelators from the blood of dinosaurs somehow preserved their soft tissue for 65 million years, and on to Planned Parenthood’s “Don’t Ask, Don’t Tell” policy when it comes to reporting pedophile, child molesters, and finally Texas! Where it took the Proctocracy there over thirty years to execute a mass murderer!

We then visit the airport, where 95% of mad bombers would beat the hapless TSA gropers, Guantanimo Bay where the Barry HO administration is Hell bent on shutting it down and releasing all the terrorists back into the wild, and then on the the UN, where HAMAS has finally achieved observer NGO status!

RE-publican’s in Oregon want to sell your daughter “the pill” over the counter, (just like that vile, despicable pervert Cory Gardner in Washington DC).

People who want to cut off appendages are considered mentally ill in some cases, (and not in others).

A male version of Hooters has opened in Dallas with a kids menu, Greg Gutfeld is set to lower the moral I.Q. of America via his new show on Fox, the queers are in cahoots with the government against the normal people, and one of Denny Hastert’s victims has been identified, (but unfortunately only after he died of AIDS), leading the host to call for the Death Penalty in Denny’s case.

Hapless private school parents didn’t realize that their kids school, (named for the pagan deity Gaia, and located within a Unitarian church) was being run by a bunch of sex crazed perverts.

Bruce Jenner beat our Lauren Hill in the race for this years ESPN Arthur Ashe Courage Award, and your host is convinced his alleged self mutilation is more fueled by a desperate need for a reality TV show than any history of mental illness, (but yes, there’s that too…)

While many standards are devolving rapidly, (like what a triple crown winner can utter and still have a successful endorsement career), some standards have not yet changed, and they are keeping the girls out of Army Ranger School!

Yes, it’s all a bit insensitive, and you may be offended. But take a chance on the podcast below if you want conservative talk that also reveals the secret to true happiness!