Two shows this week folks! the poster boy for Barry Ho’s late and future achievements is found hanging from a tree by his own hand, (not Glen Beck’s as originally reported). The Neo-Nimrodians promise to be finished with Afghanistan, can’t get started with Iran, cower before Chaves, and hand out government cheese, (dental appointments, haircuts and groceries) to the hapless and willing victims of their pseudo benevolence. Fanatics say the Personhood Movement is obsessed with zygotes, Tiger’s wife shows he’s not the only one who knows what a golf club’s for…