Following successful counseling outcomes with Michael Jackson and George Michael, the Knight of the Order of the Festering Sore, Sir Elton John has now turned his attention to the hapless gangsta wanna-be Marshall Mathers, (known as Eminem back when he had a career that involved more than rehab). And so wane the hopes of many that there were some things, (and people) that even Eminem wouldn’t be caught doing…

And speaking of the disgusting and freakish, Barry Ho has nominated America’s first openly transgendered presidential appointee, (that’s right, Janets Reno & Napolitano were never open), to monitor exports of of American weapons technology to interior designers, hairdressers, but hopefully no terrorists. Perhaps the Moslems will cower in fear of our transgendered, Marxist, socialist officials or just maybe America needs a real plan to deter terrorists…

A justice system deters crime by striking fear into the hearts of would be criminals. And that’s just not happening these days. Whether it’s in Lakeside, CA, Detroit, Las Vegas or Helsinki, (just in case you thought ours was the only degenerate western government who’s lost its way). While a good spanking may be in order in some cases, there are others that demand a much harsher punishment. Listen in as your humble host offers the one strategy with the best hopes of deterring the next Moslem bomb. Implement it, or continue on to suicide, it’s our choice…

Will we wake up to the threats that surround us, both foreign and domestic? Or will we continue to worship at the altars of mindless sports and pornography like the NBA and ESPN? Will we submit to the registration of our children to the same officials who endanger their very survival? Will we follow New England to hell in a hand-basket, all the while having a gay-ole-time? Time indeed will tell as we enter this new decade together, alongside those Barry and the He/She’s call criminals, and those of us left with a bit of common sense know to be soldiers… enemies of America, God, apple pie, motherhood and all of that! Give a listen and stay tuned as these interesting times continue to unfold.

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