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Author Archives: Doug

Among the Living

Hold on to your hats as one of America’s last living conservative talk hosts is joined by his extremely attractive audio engineer for a season finale of incomparable humor and a touch of wit and wisdom!
We bring you evolutionists claiming with a straight face “there was no first human“, Home school parents in conflict with the cops, Michael Sam queers the NFL, (and your host trashes the Denver Broncos), bad religion at Stanford, and the death of compassion in Ireland.
The pro-family “industry” continues to promote the killing of innocent people, (but only under circumstances they approve), the lifeless RE-publican party is gearing up to bamboozle the Christians in 2016, and Barry HO is not only promoting hatred and distrust of police, but has normalized relations with Fidel Castro’s Cuba while he’s harboring cop killers!
ISIS is turning Christian churches into torture chambers, Boko Haram is strapping bombs to teenage girls, Barry’s releasing more terrorists from Gitmo, and the media is calling on Americans to do their “patriotic duty”… Not to volunteer to go fight the satanic forces of evil, but to go see the latest adolescent crotch comedy vomited out by the perverts at Sony…
The American economy proved too tough for even Obama to kill, at least not this year… and despite his best efforts we the people soldier on, just thankful that the price of gas and vodka are under control, at least for now.

Quantitative Sleazing

Join your host and his extremely attractive audio engineer as they chronicle the good, the bad, the ugly… and some things that should just be illegal!

Like releasing murderers into Detroit, stoner governors like john hickenlooper, theater killer James Holmes’ mom and dad, a moratorium on the death penalty, Chicago smash ‘n grabs, Barry releasing Taliban, Castro, ISIS & the Peshmerga,The Interview, and Eric Holder (and cross dressing).

Then there’s the decline in the marriage rate due to pornography, Super Heroes gone gay, kids on welfare, black kids being killed, LA to San Fran in 30 minutes, and obesity as a disability.

 

Tales From the Humanist Hate Machine

This week your host and his extremely attractive audio engineer take conservative talk to higher heights and deeper depths with tales from Las Vegas and the roaring, devouring hate machine that is the secular humanist, godless culture.

But don’t be too depressed, there is hope sent down from The Creator (not to mention $50 oil)!

Find out about reason 681 to get or keep your kids out of the government schools, a new study on the harmful effects of pornography, (especially at McDonald’s), Barry’s Bible verse, Mitt Romney and Elizabeth Warren rearing their ugly heads again, and the fact that paying down the American National Debt, and “growing” out of our current economic unpleasantness is approaching mathematical impossibility.

Then there’s the massacres in Sydney and Philly, whining homo Pvt. Bradley Manning and his impending suicide, and the Cromnibus Bill, (who would have thought ISIS was one of the cronies?).

Hear the sad and gruesome, (but somehow pleasant and amusing) moments from the so-called “torture” report, how everyone at Sony and the people they hate are hating on each other, and how the NFL is in P.R. purgatory, while Tim Tebow opens a hospital in the Phillippines!

And finally, there are normal people who are forced to serve homos, and homos who refuse to even bake a cake for normal people, (and according to Walid Shoebat, apparently get away with it). Oh, yes, and an Amtrak rider who’s bad religion led to demon sighting, (and 4 counts of attempted murder).

It’s all here folks, in the place the other conservative talkers go to find out where the line defining “right wing” currently resides…

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