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A middle school principal in Goldsboro, NC is an apt poster girl for the title of this week’s broadcast.  She happily suspends any connection with rationality, denying she’s selling grades as she offers a 20 point bump to any student’s test grades for a cool $20.00 in cash. And this in light of our Hindu friends and their affection for the turtle god Jagganat; it all leaves one wondering which pagan culture has descended further into the ridiculous, that of Bhubaneswar, India, or any public school in America…

Meanwhile the AMA has condoned smoking dope as a possible medicinal act. And while an official statement from AMA president Jeff Spicoli, M.D., PhD., THC was not forthcoming one can only imagine the intrigue of the smoke filled room as yet another committee betrays wisdom in anonymity. And while Rhode Island holds out as the last state in New England not to succumb completely to the tsunami of homosexual advocacy, it would appear that the rising tide of queers indeed threatens all boats…

As Barry Ho travels Asia with his hat in his hand, selling soon to be inflation addled junk securities disguised as US Treasuries, the ACLU and Planned Parenthood have set their sight on litigation to deny the voters of the several states the opportunity to assert when legal Personhood begins. So much for keeping a low profile in the “fringe”, Personhood is going main stream! Please donate to help in the fight!

Perhaps the ACLU will be in New York to defend the 9-11 terrorists as well. Attorney General Eric Holder says he looks at the upcoming civilian trial of enemy soldiers as an opportunity to show the world America’s just-a-system. Please Mr. Holder, should we not take care of our dirty laundry in-house…

It’s all here folks. The continuing deterioration of domestic tranquility, the mocking of justice, and the general decline of western civilization into a quivering mass of over-indulged, self absorbed, sex obsessed shell of its former self. But thank God there’s still hope in the Person of Jesus Christ, and those who serve as His Body. So give a listen if you have the nerve…

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