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Conservative Talk-The Weekly Worldview: Worlds Colliding — 2 Comments

  1. I was profoundly disturbed by the fact that the makers of Lay’s potato chips tried to deceive us by changing their Family-sized bag 20 oz or whatever to the regular size of 14 oz and still charging the family-sized price, while changing their regular size from 14 oz to 10 oz and charging the same price for it. Did they really think we wouldn’t notice? Did they really think we’d get away with it. The store brand chips taste better anyway.

  2. Wow Doug, you came to the exact same conclusion about time that I did—it doesn’t exists. It’s amazing that there are people out there as smart as me.

    Despite that, I was recently visited by a time traveler from the future and I, of course, asked him the one, truly important question. Thankfully, the answer was, “Yes, toilet paper rolls do return to their former size, ¼ inch larger than they now are.”

    There was one teensy-weensy, little bit of bad news, however. Turns out that Obama was elected president for life and he printed so much money that toilet paper squares are being use as currency in place of the dollar. Hey, can’t have everything.

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