The Thing That Really Matters

WITH SO MANY CELEBRITIES WAKING UP TO JUDGMENT DAY LATELY, I FEEL IT APPROPRIATE TO REMIND YOU OF THE ONE THING THAT REALLY MATTERS…

On a day not unlike today, in the not too distant future you, (not unlike Billy Mays, Farrah Fawcett, Ed McMahon or Michael Jackson) will wake up dead! And you will cross over into that eternal spiritual plane. (For public school educators and their victims out there: eternity encompasses a much longer period of time than say, your favorite entertainers career, or the lifespan of Rock -n- Roll, or the whole history of the world for that matter). And the one thing that will really matter on that day will be… Listen and find out…

AS THE STRAIGHT COMMUNITY CONTINUES TO EMBARRASS ITSELF WITH IT’S HANDLING OF MARRIAGE, THE DEVIANTS ARE MORE THAN HAPPY TO ASSERT THEMSELVES IN THE ENDEAVOR OF MATRIMONY.

The divorce rate, the illegitimacy rate, and the overall disrespect rate among modern heterosexuals has weakened the state of matrimony to the point where even a girly-man can have his way with it. It’s a dangerous time when the atheists and the lesbians are the ones most concerned with the raising and education of children. The “normal” people are just handing kids over to the deviants in the public schools and to the whims of the deviant government. Wake up people, it’s no wonder the rot that crumbled Rome is upon us!

AND BARNEY FRANK CAN’T KEEP HIS MOUTH SHUT WHEN IT COMES TO FANNIE!

After being a part of the corrupt and disastrous decision making machine that forced American lenders and underwriters like Fannie Mae and Freddie Mac to cast aside the standards that guided the loan business before the 1990’s, Frank is at it again. Calling for lenders to reconsider what he calls “onerous” standards, (you know, like Leviticus 20:13). And the democrats have passed the bill to end America, in the form of cap and trade and “green” energy. We say a prayer for them based upon Psalm 109:8. And we dedicate this weeks show to the fulfillment of the psalmist’s desire.

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Love Thy Neighbor

BARNEY FRANK SAYS HE DOESN’T SMOKE…. MARIJUANA, NOR DOES HE ENCOURAGE ANYONE TO DO SO. BUT HE FAVORS IT’S LEGALIZATION SO AS TO FURTHER DISCOURAGE ITS USE I SUPPOSE…

Needless to say the political file was thick with such hypocrisy this week, and we spare no fool in the application of of a rhetorical cane to the backside, (except is Ms. Frank’s case in which it is more favorably applied across the mouth). George W. Bush, Hillary Clinton, the Taliban, Barry Ho and his M.O. are all taken to task quite appropriately.

AND THERE’S THE EVER DEVOLVING STATE OF TRANQUILITY, BOTH FOREIGN AND DOMESTIC TO BE CONCERNED WITH. IT’S VOODOO LUST AND GLUTTONY ON THE LOOSE AND THREATENING THE NEIGHBORHOOD.

But there are the notable case of Reed Nations, American cowboy, and Maureen Lee, Canadian mother to bouy the spirits of those of us watching the calliope from what we hope is a safe distance…The cowboy lassoed a boy out of a well and the mom fought off a cougar to rescue her daughter. Two scores for the traditional roles of men and women indeed!

AND WHILE THE TALIBAN TORTURES WEDDING MUSICIANS AMERICAN LAWYERS AND CITY COUNCIL MEMBERS VYE FOR TITLE OF MOST EMBARRASSING INFIDEL.

Meanwhile Che Guevarra’s granddaughter succumbs to the seductive call of capitalist advertising, while eschewing the roasted pig Che would have enjoyed just prior to the murder of a few troublesome villagers, and the burning of a few selected books. Larry Flynt has unfortunately recovered from a stomach ailment, further delaying his appointment with what one hopes will be a tortuously painful decline into ultimate death and damnation.

It’s all a part of the show, so enjoy and send us your reviews!

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No Smooth Transition

WITH BOB ENYART AND KEN SCOTT IMPRISONED FOR SPEAKING THE TRUTH TO POWER, (ALBEIT WANING POWER) HOW WILL SONNY AND CHER DAUGHTER CHASTITY EVER GET THE COUNSELING SHE NEEDS?

I’m encouraging all of my listeners to make sure Bob and Ken receive sufficient wages during their incarceration. The El Paso County Government in Colorado says their only worth 50 bucks a day, but I think we can do better than that! Surely we can come up with a couple of thousand dollars each as an honorarium for their brave, (if not somewhat Quixotic) stand for the truth that we must not dishonor God with our lips or our actions. Send enough money and Bob may be able to afford a trip to Trinidad Colorado, (America’s sex change surgery capital) before the doctor there takes Chaz over to the dark side. Send your checks payable to Bob Enyart and Ken Scott to: PO Box 583 Arvada, CO 80001, or donate at www.KGOV.com

ISLAMIC TERRORISTS ARE BEING TOLD BY BARRY HO THAT THEY HAVE THE RIGHT TO REMAIN SILENT

Was the Air France flight that fell into the sea a terrorist act? What about the murder of an Army recruiter in Arkansas? With Barry’s new interrogation policies we may never know, (until judgment day at least). And as far as Barry’s plan to socialize the American health care system, (“BarryCare” – you heard it here first? I’m not sure…It’s a pretty obvious joke), I wish he’d exercise his right to remain silent! I’m feeling ill just thinking about it, and I want to barf every time I see him or his outrageously fashion challenged wife, (which seems to be all the time…)

AND THE ASSAULT ON OUR DOMESTIC TRANQUILITY CONTINUES UNABATED, DESPITE THE FACT THAT THE UTOPIANS ARE OFFICIALLY AT THE HELM

How is it that the hippie cadre of the baby boomer generation that spoke so highly of “peace” and “love” in their adolescence have presided in their adult careers over the bloodiest period in all of American history? We’ve got some of the answers right here. Enjoy the show…

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